January 2012
Movie night
Happy new year people. Don’t get too drunk without me.
December 2011
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
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But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
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since I finally got some real hair cutting tools
I’ll be cutting peoples hairs for five dollars.
Mind you I have to professional training but I’ve been cutting my own hair for about seven years now, but hey, I know what I’m doing. So why not get a hair cut on the cheap?
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then...
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the earth began to cool
the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
we built a wall
we built our pyramids
Math
Science
History
unraveling the mysteries
it all started with the big bang
BANG!
I just ate all the msg my body can take
So I popped two benadryl and now I’m fighting to stay awake.
Why Chinese, why must you taste so damn good but be full of horrible horrible msg that makes me as sick as the flu?
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly the greatest character in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Guh.
I need to find weed today. Need to, I’m going to go insane from this lack of working.
At least I looked good when I got fired
I’m worried about money now but at the same time I feel so much better that I don’t work for mcdonalds anymore.
